May 2013
Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3
me: [walking past book store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no
If Older Bands were Students
Beatles: The popular one, gets all the attention and friends.
The Who: The explosive one, makes fake bombs as pranks.
Rolling Stones: The druggie, ironically, best friends with Beatles.
Pink Floyd: The artistic one, always painting or drawing something.
Queen: The flamboyant one, usually wears colorful suits and spandex.
Led Zeppelin: The perverted one, has many sexual fantasies.
The Doors: The poet, writing many stories about memories.
Sex Pistols: The rebel, is almost always in detention.
Kiss: The attention whore
Ramones: One of few friends with Sex Pistols, doesn't get into much trouble.
beatlesgarden:
foreverfloyd:
classicrocklegends:
I think the remaining members of Led Zeppelin, Queen, The Who, The Beatles, and The Rolling Stones need to get together and either do a Woodstock 3 or just go on a world super tour.
I would sell my soul to see that
i would sell my mom to see that
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I love and hate my boyfriend at the same time. Is that even possible??
I will always love you Miss Pamela, and again a thousand apologies for the...
– Robert Plant (on the back of Pamela Des Barres’ book I’m With The Band)
É, meu amigo, só resta uma certeza,
é preciso acabar com essa tristeza,
é...
– (Carta ao Tom, Vinicius de Moraes)